PAULINE HANSON
“…red-haired Queensland sheila…”
G’day, Boss,Do you remember that red-haired Queensland sheila, Pauline Hanson, who started off the One Nation Party that was critical of the Aborigines?
She used to run a fish and chip shop, eh?
She tried to sell it after she went into politics, but the health authorities put a stop to it. They reckoned the shop was infested with mice and she’d have to get rid of them first before she could sell it.
She looked through the newspaper and she noticed an advertisement about a pest control expert who called himself The Pied Piper.
Pauline brought him down to her shop and told him to get rid of all the rats and mices.
This bloke, The Pied Piper, pulled out a little flute thing and started to play.
Almost at once, Pauline saw mice coming out of cupboards, from under sinks, out of holes in the wall – there were mice everywhere, hundreds of the little buggers, all crowding around the man with the flute.
Pauline opened the door and The Pied Piper marched out on to the main street, still playing his music, and the mice followed him in a big mob like they were hypnotised.
The bloke played his flute all the way out of town and then went up a big hill where there was a huge dam of water.
As he played his magic music, all the mice jumped into the water and drowned themselves.
Pauline was very impressed, and she said to The Pied Piper: “Gee, that was wonderful … Eh, you don’t play the didgeridoo, do you?”
-G. Patton, Kingaroy, Queensland.
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