NEWS OF AUSTRALIA
“…your country does not exist…”
Hello, Boss …
Having searched and searched for current news of Australia and finding nothing, except a brief mention of rugby, I have come to an alarming discovery – your country does not exist!
It’s all been a ruse, a fabrication, started long long ago, when England sent prisoners of her majesty off onto the blue ocean. A nice fairy tale to tell the families of those prisoners. I can’t believe the world has fallen for this ruse for so long.
A continent?
Probably some dot of an island somewhere with a giant computer. How else could it be that there is no news of Australia here? No “hundreds killed in riots” or “starving masses” or “gangs leave citizens afraid to leave their homes, etc.” Not even human interest stories as “boy lost for months in outback – survives on dingo’s milk.” And no wars, civil or otherwise.
Life can’t be that perfect anywhere. Now that this Australian outback ruse has been exposed, I am left with one curiosity…..where DO kangaroos come from?
—Yvonne, Washington, USA.
REPLY: The zoo, of course.
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