ANTI-AGEING
“…turns old people into young ones…”
Dear Boss,Hey, what’s this story I heard on our TV news that turns old people into young ones?
*REPLY: In recent times they have revealed a new anti-aging technique being perfected in American/English/Australian laboratories.
Oldies can take 25 years off their life, it said, by slowing down the time clock that controls our earthly span.
They take hormonal stuff from a young virgin. They DID say a young virgin. Not an OLD virgin (if there are any left.) No, it must be a YOUNG virgin (if there are any left!).
They extract these mysterious substances and inject them into the tummys of the oldies and – hey, presto! – the oldies get a spring in their step, they regain an interest in the opposite sex, and they feel as though their bodies and minds are once again whole and perfectly functional.
Unfortunately, there was a bad side which should also be mentioned.
One evening, in the midddle of a meal, a local couple who took the treatment (married for 35 years, but sexless for the past decade), suddenly felt passionate and they dropped everything there and then and did it, right there on the floor, alongside the table.
A truly wonderful experience, they said, but, as a result, they have been banned for life from one of the leading restaurants in Alice Springs.*
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